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Ridikzappa 7:37 Fri May 12
Badly Explain Your Profession

I make paper sheets that has writing on it that asks people to pay money and some pay it and others don't.

Mad Dog 7:40 Fri May 12
Re: Badly Explain Your Profession

I try to tell spotty short people how numbers work

, 7:41 Fri May 12
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I do no paid work and get paid for it.

chim chim cha boo 7:53 Fri May 12
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I shoot people.

zebthecat 7:56 Fri May 12
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I write to machines in many languages

mallard 7:59 Fri May 12
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I screw oval bits of metal onto people's walls so they can watch TV

joe royal 8:06 Fri May 12
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I get paid to look out of a window.

Eddie B 8:07 Fri May 12
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I talk to people about arranging insurance cover on behalf of people in case other people get killed or mangled.

Mr Strug 8:10 Fri May 12
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I sell stuff to people who work in offices. I also work in an office. Unless I'm out visiting clients offices selling them stuff for their office. Basically

icwhs 8:12 Fri May 12
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I fix contraptions people in offices and blocks of flats can use, unless they like stairs.

Cheezey Bell-End 8:13 Fri May 12
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Currently, I lie on my bed all day without showering or getting dressed and get paid good money for using some IT security knowledge. Don't know how long it will last though. It's actually a difficult job for me.

lab 8:13 Fri May 12
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I cut up animals.

penners28 8:15 Fri May 12
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Beat up old grannies and take their tv

*according to buster

Sxboy_66 8:25 Fri May 12
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I make sure people who have a proper job have a great place to relax with their family when they are taking a break from their job.

RM10 8:30 Fri May 12
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I make sure you have a quality drink and shit!

Your mum 8:40 Fri May 12
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I argue with old businessmen about how to use computers

Charoo 9:06 Fri May 12
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I help people to find a way to lose, or have their goods delayed and very occasionally to arrive on time via various courier and freight forwarding services.

kylay 9:14 Fri May 12
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I bitch and moan at a man wearing a mumu and wig, and worry about people's problems for them.

Eric Hitchmoe 9:30 Fri May 12
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I take it up the arse for cash.

PistonHammered 9:43 Fri May 12
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I tell the natives how I want them to figure stuff out.

Mike Oxsaw 9:49 Fri May 12
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I point out that experts are doing their job wrong.

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